I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK
not funny tho….
congratulations. by reblogging this post with 41 thousand notes and commenting “not funny tho…”, you have successfully turned the tides of history. everybody is looking down solemnly at their computer keyboards, as millions of ants pour out of their fingernails. this post is no longer funny. the world has stopped spinning. a child cries as its parents turn into 4 foot tall spiders. a mother robin devours her young, the sun itself turning into a “no fun allowed” sign. are you proud of how much you’ve done. are you proud of your impact on society and the future of the world. your head dislocates from your body, your mouth devouring yourself inside out until you cease to exist. there is nothing. it is now funny. a chorus of screaming laughter erupts from the void.
raking leaves for two hours straight = blisters on the inside of both my thumbs. oh, how i love manual labour 🍂🍃
Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox
my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”
i hope they change the actor for daario naharis every season for absolutely no reason and with no explanation given
Sebastian Stan by Nino Muñoz for OUT Magazine
make me choose
↳ shipcest asked: sebastian stan or scarlett johansson
in the game of urls you win or you hyphen
you’re telling me mate
We’ve had Zevran
We’ve had Isabela
Who will be the reason for the 18 rating this time?
Chrys watches GoT [x]